Rory McIlroy May Miss US Open If Erica Decides To Go On Lash With The Girls

New Dad Rory McIlroy may miss the US Open in two weeks time, it was revealed yesterday, if he's needed to babysit Poppy while Erica goes on the absolute rip with the girls.

Rory wrote on his Instagram today.
“I'm not sure I'll be at Winged Foot yet. I'll have to see what the lie of the land is when I get home.  Erica said she's carried this bowling bowl around for 9 months, hasn't had so much as a thimble of Bulmers light or set foot outside outside the door in that time for fear anyone might find out she was pregnant, so now it's my turn to step up and do something around the bloody house to help for a change instead of sitting on my hole and watching telly. And I can start my minding my child for two bloody minutes instead of heading out golfing for hours on end with the boys. She's been planning an almighty bender with the girls and has already bought 8 bottles of Disarrono for making Amaretto Sours a 24 box of Solpadeine so I reckon its going to be pure carnage.”
More as it emerges.

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Published Date: Mon, 07 Sep 2020 10:22:00 +0000

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